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| The end of the end is almost at an end, and I have been away in search of it. Unfortunately the unfortunate story of the unfortunate lives of the unfortunate Baudalire orphans has come to an unfortunate end. The End arrived in bookstores yesterday, on a most unfortunate day, and in doing so has ended the waiting of the end of the end of The End. Please, if at all possible, stay away from all libraries, bookstores, or airport kiosks in which something as horrible as The End may be sold, for it could lead you to discover the end of the Baudelaire's story and therefore end your sad, depressing search, as well as my own. Do not read The End unless you wish you discover many unpleasant secrets regarding a Count, a boat, and three sad children, and the seeminglingly endless lives that they lead. So Au revoir, adieu, and goodbye for the end has come. With all due respects, Lemony_Snicket_Fansite | | |
| Dear faithful volunteers;
I am currently hiding behind a disgusting dumpster outside one of Count Olaf's hideous hideouts disquised as a dolphin named Filmore. Although typing while wearing fins has proved to be quite difficult, I must continue for I could be the Baudelaire's last hope. Many volunteers have begun to stray to the other side of the schism and we are losing more and more everyday to Count Olaf and his henchmen. There are only a few of us left, my sorry volunteers, but we musn't lose hope, for there is always a light at the end of the tunnel (In this case there is a book at the end of the shelf). As I have said before, the last enstallemnt of the Baudelaire's lives is soon to arrive and we must make haste to gather as many volunteers as we can so we can aid in its distribution to the public. I must leave, one of Oalf's henchman has caught onto my fishy scent. Take to heart what I have said!
With All Due Respects;
Lemony_Snicket_Fansite | | |
| Dear Volunteers;
I have been away for quite a long amount of time searching for answers about the Baudelaire's escape with Count Olaf from the site of the Hotel ruins. The only clues I have come across are the worst clues a volunteer could get. Before I disclose what I have discovered I must deliberately warn you of the consequences. The information about to be heard might scare you, depress you, or even call for a long extended trip to your therapist. The disturbing news is that the last installment of the Baudelaire's distraught and unlucky lives will be released on Friday, October 13 of this year. Who knows what will happen on such an unfortunate day to release and unfortunate book about unfortunate people.
With All Due Respects;
Lemony_Snicket_Fansite | | |
| Dear Volunteers;
Thank you for all of your suspected painful support volunteers. Because of you there is one more safe place for the Baudelaires, and that is here. Thank you also for all of your comments, suggestions, questions, and compliments, these have helped emensly to continue my research. To answer one of the questions stated in a recent comment, a question which has been turned over and over and over again; a phrase which here means been asked continuously by many different personel although the answer remains quite clear; I am not Lemony Snicket, I am simply a fellow volunteer that feels so devoted to the Baudelaires and to Lemony Snicket himself that I have decided to open up a safe haven for fellow volunteers so that we may aid Mr. Snicket and the Baudelaire orphans in any way that we can. And that way is too simply continue our research, to compulsively dig up any information that we can find in order to finally defeat those on the other side of the schism and rid Violet, Klaus, and Sunny from the clutches of Count Olaf for once and for all.
Many questions have been raised after the reading of Lemony Snicket's twelve book. We no longer know who is on which side of the schism. This presents us with a perilous problem, for I cannot continue to post my research if I do not know who is good and who is evil.
So volunteers, I just have one question for you:
"Are you who I think you are?"
With All Due Respects;
Lemony_Snicket_Fansite | | |
| Dear Readers,
After reading the "Penultimate Peril" we are left with many more un-answered questions than we were originally faced with, and many more lovable characters brought to their downfall than we would have liked to be. But volunteers, we mus not lose face, we must do what we can to aid the Baudelaire's through their final feat by spreading the word of their terrible tale to all who will hear and even those who will not. Volunteers this is our last good deed, for it is the Baudelaire's last.
With All Due Respect;
Lemony_Snicket_Fansite | | |
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